December 2010
473. You can't drink champagne from the bottle....
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Politics Explained →
femmetje:
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else’s...
Why didn’t I learn to treat everything like it was the last time? My greatest...
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
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i have so many tights
5 footless
2 pairs of fishnets (i don’t know why. ive never found a suitable occasion for wearing them)
5 that have some kind of pattern
4 grey
8 black
7 that are ripped or damaged in some way
14 pairs in total
14 Actors Acting →
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the sadness of finishing a book
i probably owe the library like $20+ in late fines in the last few years
casual following/unfollowing spree
still holding out hope that some will post things again
(im looking at you, chrisbrownlovesrihanna and selleckwaterfallsandwitch)
Popper
mom: check the turkey popper.
me: what?
mom: THE POPPER!!!!
happy ludacrismas
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INCEPTED
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hair results were underwhelming
ok i just dyed the ends of my hair but its still wet so i have no idea what its gonna look like
derrrr wish me luck